Monday, June 11, 2012

**Very Important Life Lessons...

These are the top 10 very important lessons that I learned in the past week. Take note of them, they could be vital for you as well:


10) There is a BIG difference between the words "hombre" and "hambre"...make yourself aware of it.


9) Having clean clothes could be the difference between a second date and "Um...I'll call you..." 


8) Never let a 6 year old choose her own lunch, she may end up eating a whole pint of cottage cheese and ranch dressing straight from the bottle. So later when she says "I need to go potty, but I can't" you'll know why.


7) Color coding does not work for the color blind people.


6) When above 6 year old say that she does not want ice cream, and then doesn't get any will be angry. For a punishment you could be stuck watching "Swan Lake" a million times or having to play in a cold sprinkler on a not so hot day.


**WARNING! THIS MAY SEEM LIKE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE...for our purposes lets call it flirting..


5) Most guys don't hit girls.Some do...be prepared to hit back. But watch out because some also bite....be prepared to bite back. 


4) To a small child all alcohol may be considered "beer" also if you drink it that makes you a boy. 


3) A plastic baby doll does not count as a garter...even if everyone is intoxicated. 


2) Don't drive your friends Audi when she says not to, upsetting and getting chewed out by a Scottish girl is not worth a dollar...or even 5. 


1) There is a time and place for winking at a friend, or even a stranger for that matter...the showers in a locker room are not it.  


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